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Aggi Demotivational Poster

WOMEN - They don't want to hear a man's opinion They just want to hear their own In a deeper voice

TAGS: nagging woman
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Sho

motifayk - July 5, 2013, 9:38 am
Let me proudly proclaim myself as the privileged 100th voter. 5ho.. is 5ho
Sho - January 29, 2012, 4:37 pm
Thx all
forseti - January 24, 2012, 1:58 am
LOL! Even my wife laughed! (in a deep voice of course) 5 lionesses
Reality Lord - January 19, 2012, 5:28 pm

agreed...this is good.
vulture - January 19, 2012, 5:08 pm
It can only have been a woman who didn't vote 5L for this!

TEABAGGING - I'm doing it!

TAGS: tea bagging teabagging lions
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Swen

Woody - July 16, 2009, 3:54 pm
Truely owned!!!
jj - October 6, 2008, 7:53 pm
"snailing" OMFG! HAAHAhahahahahah
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 3:20 pm
That's a female lion. She's snailing!

A NAGGING WIFE - Means that she still cares. It is when she gives you the silent treatment that she is plotting your gruesome murder.

PEACE AND QUIET - Brought to you courtesy of 3M

TAGS: duct ***e nagging wives
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by frankofake

Neener - October 7, 2010, 4:17 pm
My wife actually has that on a shirt. Its her fav.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 7, 2010, 4:02 pm
*joke overused....lol.
Neener - October 7, 2010, 3:59 pm
Silence is golden but duct ***e is silver.
MO - April 22, 2010, 11:15 am
You can't f*** it if you duct it!! Wait! That's backwards...If you can't duct it, f*** it!!! Nope, go with the first one.....

LONGHORN - What Aggies want to be when they grow up.

TAGS: ut longhorns champions aggies suck
Rating: 2.32/5

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rerun - November 26, 2010, 11:07 pm

swat, go away
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 10:49 pm
manners, swat. We're not here to be a pain.
swat253 - November 26, 2010, 10:47 pm
24-17 and you're LAST in the Big XII South... Hook THIS, b****!
DreMagnum - December 2, 2009, 8:39 pm
As nice as Charles Manson and Hitler offspring after a rough day at school
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:28 pm

He probably knows know. Isn't Moooo+ behind just about everything?
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:24 pm
Well Rerun, does Aggy know that some random cow college has infringed on his identity? Isn't identity theft a CRIME? Huh? HUH!? WELL!?!? Wait...is Moooooooooooooo behind this?
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:40 pm

sorry guys, this isn't about you. I know, it really isn't. For those who don't know, The longhorn is University of Texas (my college), the Aggies ate Texas A & M. The enemy. Hook Em Horns
Jmac0585 - December 2, 2009, 11:51 am
National champions in three, two, one...
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 10:17 am
I don't get it...... Aggy's want to grow up to be steers? Weird Aspiration. ;)
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 6:26 am
Yeah, everyone knows that Aggy's longheld dream is to get picked for one of the spots on the "Cher Sings" Revue over at the Golden Nugget.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 2:23 am
I beg to differ.

OOPS - Looks like he made the chain too long.

IT'S NOT NAGGING - It's just your life On Autocorrect

NAGGING WIFE ?? - There's a simple solution.


TAGS: nagging dumb husband domestic violence wife with an axe
Rating: 4.94/5

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TheOmegaMan - January 12, 2011, 12:44 pm
...or you could have taken the non-psycho route and simply been strong enough to get a divorce...'nuff said. LOL
crankyhead - January 9, 2011, 11:38 am
this is delicious.
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 10:48 am
Freeking fantastic! Adding to faves... nuff said. 5L's
valkor - January 9, 2011, 9:05 am
Fantastic. Love it.
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 8:55 am

jaw dropingly solid 5. awesome. totally loved it!


TAGS: nagging problem women bird plus alka seltzer equals boom
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Airman - November 5, 2010, 1:25 pm
been there. best to lay low


MEANWHILE - Back in Bin Laden's cave.



TAGS: culos sagging moobs support culos
Rating: 4.32/5

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agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:43 pm


TAGS: bury nagging girlfriends deep love
Rating: 4.15/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2010, 11:34 am
My 9 year old nephew got this one!
thatonechick - June 28, 2010, 11:32 am
Okay... It makes it less funny when we have to explain it BUT... He is SO over the whether-or-not he should kill that chick. And he did.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2010, 11:29 am
And since you have yet to create a single poster guest8916, and you obviously lack the intelligence to understand most of them..Your opinion means exactly nothing. Make some posters before you criticize others.
guest8916 - June 28, 2010, 10:47 am
i thought he was using it in some kinda fancy me***hor for he's poetry this poster is dumb ne way
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 9:48 pm
Some people don't think very hard when reading posters. and some are just retarded.
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 9:15 pm
Thats where i adapted the phrase from but how would that make any sense in this context?
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 9:12 pm
Sort of linke when you're feeling "Under the weather"
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 9:00 pm
Thanks Mooooooooooooooooooo. Not sure I understand how "weather" makes sense.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 8:36 pm
No he means whether. and it's funny.
guest8916 - June 27, 2010, 8:24 pm
does it mean over the weather?
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 5:58 pm
Nice. 4 out of 17 posters approved and then all the new posters get 1L bombed. Pathetic.
hootizz - June 27, 2010, 5:48 pm
Yeah I agree..., and whats with that dress..?? and the chesticles are not big enough either...

AGGI - He's not known for his generosity.

TAGS: aggi because good things come in small packages
Rating: 3.4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2010, 9:30 am
Blah. 1 Lion...even if it's true.


IF IT'S NOT - then play in the mud

TAGS: loli gagging
Rating: 2.55/5

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Sean - November 6, 2008, 5:29 pm
f*** off jj
jj - November 6, 2008, 5:17 pm
The SEARCH feature is an amazing technology. Learn it --> http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=1278
Sean - November 6, 2008, 5:15 pm
There's a really old funny poster on this site that is a pic of a soccer filed that's on the side of a hill (???) and I think the title is GRASS ON THE FIELD with text: then let's play. Or the title is paedophilia ....
energy - November 5, 2008, 10:24 pm
never heard that before... f***ing awesome! 5!


TAGS: maggie walking dead dating match
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

JesusWept - November 21, 2016, 7:13 am
In a post apocalyptic world it can't be soon enough.
concern3 - November 21, 2016, 6:05 am
Love it, UP yours


TAGS: nagging loud crowd love calm
Rating: 4.56/5

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GySgt1811 - January 9, 2011, 3:18 pm
"Free Angela Davis!" (With purchase of 10 gallons of gas, or more.)
Reality Lord - January 8, 2011, 8:54 pm

maybe he's just waiting for his turn to talk. (and waiting...and waiting)
5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 7:29 pm
a hard man is good to find? Maybe I should have gone that route... Nahhhh, I like it as it stands.
tellitlikeitis - January 8, 2011, 4:54 pm
Well that makes for a good man.
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 4:13 pm
Love how he idly stands by her, Proud like, letting her belt it out lol Perfect! 5Loud speakers

HALO - Home Of The Teabag

Just relax -

TAGS: unwind walk woods relax tension dragging body irrelevant
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - August 3, 2014, 9:49 pm
...you have no idea how appropriate this is to my state of mind at the mo...5'd and faved.
Sho - August 3, 2014, 3:38 pm
Beautiful. 5/F
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 1:16 pm
All the while simultaneously working your deltoids, abs and quadriceps... Great all round.
GaryO - August 3, 2014, 11:08 am
Love the saccharine morbidity, LA. So glad to see your work again. Thank you.

HUSBANDS LOSE FOCUS - If a lecture last longer Than a week

TAGS: marriage couples nagging
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

TheSanityInspector - March 24, 2013, 1:43 pm
Whoops! That's what I get for picking the top result from a google image search!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 24, 2013, 1:39 am

RATIONAL GOOGLE - If those are my only 2 choices, then yes, I was temporarily 100 percent retarded. My mistake.


SUICIDE - My only escape now.

TAGS: wife nagging screaming whining b****ing complaining until i m going out of my freakin mind
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 7:31 pm
Ah, the skill I never mastered until far, far, far too late!
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 6:25 pm
Or, learn the art of leaving a bad relationship.

Bragging Rights -

TAGS: nationalities bragging rights kids sports
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 18, 2015, 7:57 pm
eagle, bogey or par...teehee thanks dizz!
MissPriss - January 18, 2015, 7:54 pm
thanks 'cern!
mizzdizz - January 17, 2015, 2:05 am
That's 2 more wives! No golf course is complete without the 19th Hole! 5 laughing lions!
concern3 - January 16, 2015, 5:35 pm
5er like it

The Human Female -

TAGS: wife nagging yelling woman marriage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by OldIrish

MissPriss - February 21, 2016, 4:05 pm
Fookin' censor - t.a.p.e
MissPriss - February 21, 2016, 4:04 pm
It's UP, up and away for the newbie...welcome aboard Oldspice! Yep that's what I'm gonna call ya. In the immortal words on my designer roll of duct ***e..."dill with it" teehee.


Perspective -

TAGS: wife nagging wisdom
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 11, 2014, 1:09 am
And with one scripture, believers many became believers! :-D
Bandit5906 - December 10, 2014, 5:50 pm
Oh yes!
Thedge - December 10, 2014, 3:03 pm
Amen, said the church. 5'd

Paddle Me -